What.
waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life
My cat gets really excited when I carry stuff. It doesn’t really matter what…
GIVE HIM THE ITEMS!!!!!
ameliastardust
done
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
